Sorry I haven't posted much , but I've been having trouble considering anything I've been producing "good enough to post here." But to break said ongoing of art-angst, I bring you...Stupid. Yes, that's his name. He was a doodle at first, but I've come to love and accept him as a new character. Time to copy-pasta from from the oekaki.
Stupid goes by what everyone calls him. This mutated little guy lives in a decrepit little shack in the middle of the swamp, where all the toxic waste gets dumped. He probably smells bad and leaves a trail of radioactive slime whever he goes. He's pretty much a biohazard. As for that hand of his, it weighs more than he does. He could probably turn steel to dust with it...if he could lift it an inch off the ground. The best he can do is wiggle the fingers, so he just sort of drags it around with him like a giant tumor. He can't talk very well, either, and speaks in single words. For example, if he wanted the salt, he wouldn't say "Pass the salt," he'd simply say "Salt."